June 19th, 2007

Kiss, Fuck Or Kill Geek Edition

One to kiss, one to fuck, one to kill. Yes, I know these are fictional characters. Just use your imagination!

For Girl Geeks (Choose your set, as Rome Girl is concerned that the first set is a "none of the above" or "eww! children!" for non fanfic girls)

Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Draco Malfoy


Han Solo

For Boy Geeks

Princess Lea


Rome Girl decided to take a day off from work to hang out with The Dirty Baker outside her pool and sip wine and talk about whatever girls talk about when no boys are around.

This gave me the chance to have the apartment to myself to get caught up on a really boring job that I've been stalling on.

Around 6 Blonde Lesbian called up because she's moving into a new apartment and needed some help. So I logged off the computer, went over and we carried shit up to her beautiful new studio apartment (It's where rip_her_off used to live.)

We then sat around at Mi Barrio drinking pints until Rome Girl texted me that she had been drinking wine all day and to "get ready" because she was feeling randy baby.

I've never finished a pint and ran home so quickly in my life.

Once home I got a message from the adult model recruitment guy, who loved my first draft and paid me the balance without even being asked.


Later on I made chicken and sausage with mustard and rice and we watched Grindhouse.

This morning I slept in a bit, went out to the Place de la Comedie, drank lemonade and luxuriated under the fans that blow ice cold mist on you while you sit and watch girls go by.

Now, if the damn cat would just quit being in heat life would be perfect.

I Wonder Why

My step mom felt the need to send me an email telling me I graduated high school 20 years ago today.

I mean, if she was type of mom who like sent me cute emails for no reason or even to say "hi" I'd be like "Cool", but in general her emails either tell me about how wonderful my little brother is or about how shitty her life is.

So, I'm dumbfounded.

I'm going to assume it's not some weird dig at me that I can't figure out and send her a nice response.

Congrats Rome Girl!

Rome Girl just finished her first really, really, really big job for Calendar Communications.

It's a giant website for a big Swiss banking concern.

She was really nervous when she started and it took her about three weeks to do, but the client is delighted with her writing and emailed today to say they've already signed one client based on her copy!

"I'm so excited," she said. "I'm going to call my mom!"

If you take a look at the site you'll see why it was hard, but she reallly did do a great job. It was for one of my repeat clients who pays really well and always wants more work, so it's a super big deal that she got it done right.

I'm so fucking proud of her!