June 13th, 2007

You Heard It Through The Grapevine

They are going to remake The Big Chill with an all black cast.

Great.

So, we start off with a movie that was a revisionist history baby boomer celebratory generational masturbation and are now going to replace it with revisionist history baby boomer celebratory masturbation that we can't criticize without being called racist.

Fuck me.

Next up - Reality Bites with an all Inuit Eskimo cast, The Lost Weekend with an all Mexican cast and The Breakfast Club with all of the characters played by gay black midgets.