May 24th, 2007

We Are Dorks

Roughly 30 minutes after DEPW took a quadruple strength viagara.

"Baby," he said. "I just wrote the book on giving women orgasms."

"Baby," Rome Girl replied. "I EDITED the book."

OMG! Holy Jesus Shit!!!

George Lucas is set to make a "huge" announcement today, with rumours suggesting the director will announce plans for a new Star Wars film.

The Daily Telegraph reported Lucas let it slip that he was working on a new movie in a recent interview, then tried to cover it up.

The paper suggested the film would be set at the time of the Old Republic, when the Jedi regained control of the galaxy from the Dark Lords of the Sith.