April 18th, 2007

SEPW Day 19

Watched the most recent episode of The Sopranos. Now I've convinced it's either Philly or Christopher who will end up whacking Tony. Also, I think Little Carmine is not long for this earth. Poor, poor Johnny Sac!!!!

We made burittos and I upped my workout to 60 sit ups. They no longer suck as much as they used to, but they still suck.

Talked to my step mother who sent me a kabillion emails. She's being strangely nice to me, which usually only happens when everyone else is pissed at her, so it's vaguely troubling. On the other hand, she's a journalist and knows that stuff like the Virgina Shootings is what I wrote about for 10 years, so she may just be looking to talk to someone who understands that situation from a work/journalism perspective rathter than from a reader/watcher perspective. On the other hand, it's been about seven years since I got sent out to talk to cops about calibers before the blood got dry.

Watched a few episodes of Without A Trace with Rome Girl and ate a bunch of apples and kiwis.

Fruit isn't so bad once you get used to it.

The Eyes Have It

When I sit in the Place de la Comedie sipping cafe and lemonade I watch the girls go buy and play a little game.

I look at the girls who walk by and based on the way they walk, the type of clothes they have on and their general attitude try to guess what type of panties they are wearing.

A girl with her hair in a ponytail with her make up slighly off and moving slowly? She's hungover and had a late night. She's not feeling particularly pretty. She has white cotton panties on.

Hair and makeup perfect with shiny clearly new clothes on giggling with one of her female friends? She just met a new boy or is off to see her new boy. She has really frilly pretty panties on. Probably red or black.

Hair clearly washed but a little mussed up, walking on her own with confident strides and a smile on her face? She got laid the night before or is about to get laid tonight Probably going commando.

Does anyone else play games like this with themselves when they people watch?

One Word Meme

1. Where is your cell phone? Kitchen
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/lover? Boobalicious!
3. Your hair? Unkempt
4. Your mother? Nowhere
5. Your father? Crazy
6. Your favorite item? Playstation
7. Your dream last night? Cunnilingus
8. Your favorite drink? Martini
9. Your dream car? Tank
10. The room you are in? Living
11. Your ex? Drunk
12. Your fear? Money
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Emperor
14. Who did you hang out with last night? Felines
15. What you're not? Tall
19. The last thing you did? Pee
20. What are you wearing? Shorts
21. Your favorite book? Stand
22. The last thing you ate? Burrito
24. Your mood? Blocked
25. Your friends? Misfits
26. What are you thinking about right now? Vaginas
27. Your car? None
28. What are you doing at the moment? Breathing
29. Your summer? Hot
30. Your relationship status? Good
31. What is on your TV? Cat
32. When is the last time you laughed? Now
33. Last time you cried? February
34. School? No

God Damn It!

No details yet, but just got a CNN Breaking News Alert saying that the U.S. Supreme Court has upheld the ban against "partial birth" abortions.