March 24th, 2007

This One Was Just Right

radiumhead asked me if I could find some porn with girls who were a little chunky, but not fat.

That's harder than you would think. More often than not in porn the girls are either stick figures with fake boobs or really, really big.

There isn't that much in the middle.

That said, I searched around a bit and found this which is pretty sweet.


How To Have A Fun Bachelor Saturday - When You Are Broke!

Noon: Wake up. Play with cat.

12:30 P.M. Feed cat. Turn on computer. Spend an hour enjoying The Weekend Babes Of Fleshbot.

1:30 P.M. Long Shower. Play with cat. Eventually get dressed.

2:45 p.m. Buy cigs. Go to Fitzpatrick's. Order coffee. Slowly read free copy of International Herald Tribune and trade dirty jokes with the boys.

4 p.m. Buy six pack of beer.

4:30 P.M. Chat with lesbians about their dog.

5:30 P.M. Go home. Play with cat. Open beer. Put pork chops in frying pan.

6 p.m. Watch Deadwood. Eat pork chops.

7 p.m. Read Literotica. Take second much needed shower.

8 P.M. Turn on Play Station. Drink beer and ride Chocobos.

Midnight. Turn off Play Station. Talk to people on IM. Get ready for bed. Put beer cans in garbage bags.