My Graphic Designer and I talking this morning about the fetish ebook:
DesignDude (4:04:47 AM): YO DEPW (4:07:39 AM): hi DesignDude (4:07:40 AM): how goes it DEPW (4:07:51 AM): hungover. you? DesignDude (4:08:06 AM): beautiful day here DesignDude (4:08:19 AM): just the sort of day for working on fetish porn DesignDude (4:09:07 AM): do you have chapter titles yet? DEPW (4:09:58 AM): I have rough drafts of them. but I can't say that they won't change DesignDude (4:10:14 AM): he sent me a doc with the rough outline of the book DEPW (4:10:26 AM): yes. that's it DesignDude (4:10:57 AM): but if i am to do picture research i kind of need the actual titles for each chapter, unless you think the content isnt going to change radically from what he sentover DEPW (4:11:22 AM): the content isn't going to change much DEPW (4:11:40 AM): the only difference is that I'm not doing the chapter after "communication" DesignDude (4:11:46 AM): ok DEPW (4:11:53 AM): I'm going straight into "light kinks" DEPW (4:12:21 AM): the only other difference is that we have not decided yet if we are putting water sports in or not DEPW (4:12:27 AM): other htan that, i'm following that outline DesignDude (4:12:51 AM): this is what i have as a breakdown of sections so far: DesignDude (4:12:53 AM): Talking To Your Partner Getting Started Light Fetishes The Next Step Getting Naughty The Home Of The Brave DesignDude (4:13:32 AM): does that look about right? DEPW (4:13:46 AM): yes DEPW (4:13:57 AM): add "introduction" at the start and "conclusion" at the end and you've got it DesignDude (4:13:58 AM): ok cool DesignDude (4:14:06 AM): and do you know what the title is yet? DEPW (4:14:17 AM): scratch "getting started" DEPW (4:14:23 AM): I'm wrapping that in with 'talking to your partner" DEPW (4:22:07 AM): you goonna make it way dirty> DesignDude (4:22:47 AM): like britneys snatch after a night on the town with paris DEPW (4:23:21 AM): with the jizz of a dozen black men dripping out of their stretched out assholes DesignDude (4:23:31 AM): yes thats the deal DEPW (4:24:22 AM): as they lick the jizz out of each other's asses and pray for a hell hung arab to beat them unconcious with his leathery allah-cock DesignDude (4:24:28 AM): LOLOLOL DesignDude (4:24:46 AM): i had almost forgotton what a sick bastard you are DEPW (4:25:34 AM): and then in the final page, two 80 year old mexicans walk by and shit on their tits while the girls frig themselves to orgasm DesignDude (4:25:54 AM): you see its the fact that they are mexican that makes it work DEPW (4:26:05 AM): lololol DesignDude (4:26:07 AM): otherwise that would have been a ridiculous image DEPW (4:26:16 AM): lolol DesignDude (4:27:44 AM): i was thinking of them being hung upside down while demented circus clowns ate festering monkey brains out of their panties and forcing them to gag on their hideously large and unwashed penises? DesignDude (4:27:55 AM): or would that be too much do you think? DEPW (4:28:25 AM): why are they wearing panties? DesignDude (4:28:51 AM): well they have to reserve some sense of decorum DEPW (4:29:03 AM): so softcore DEPW (4:29:24 AM): really the clowns should be wearing the panties (after the girls have pissed in them) DesignDude (4:29:29 AM): i knew i was missing something
So I met up wtih him and Fuller Brush Man and asked him what he wanted to do. He said that he wanted to play poker for a while and then go to O'Carolan's and do the pub quiz.
Fair enough. Fuller Brush Man and I love the Iceman so whatever he wanted to do was fine with us.
So, we go to o'carolan's and start the game . About 15 minutes in, however, Angel Heart, his daughter, talks the Iceman into going next door to get a pizza to sober up. He goes and then passes out, so she had to drive him home.
Meanwhile when the O'Carolan's staff realizes that he has blown us off they offer to let me and Fulller Brush Man out of the game.
"Most teams have at least three, if not four or five people," they said.
Being stubburn bastards, we agreed to stay on.
And, you know what mother fuckers??? We came in second out of 50 fucking teams!!!
In fact, we were the only people in the bar to, after hearing a 30 second snippet, correctly identify this song.
This either means we are cool or old or both.
Though what would be cooler is if I ever had the chance to identify this song:
"Your taste in music sucks," Rome Girl said. "But, then you know that."