March 14th, 2007

Keyword Density

Today Rome Girl did her first keyword density project. Keyword density projects require you to use the same phrase, like keyword density, over and over again to achieve a density of keywords. Keyword density projects insist that you reach a keyword density of at least five percent. That means that "keyword density" would have to be used five times for every hundred words to achieve keyword density.

Keyword density is done because search engines often list sites by their keyword density. For example a client might find that "Britney" is the most commonly searched google term and ask for "Britney" to be used as keyword density.

You would then title your page "Britney" and start out saying "I love britney. Britney has great hair. I like britney's new baby. Britney is way cool. Britney, Britney!"

Tired But Happy

Last night a client I had given up on contacted me and said he wanted to do "a couple things" to wrap up the project and asked if I would be available around midnight. I said "sure." The couple things took me until 3:30 a.m. to do - but then he wired me $500, which was way, way fucking cool.

Then, this morning the Apple Store finally got Rome Girl's Qwerty Keyboard MacBook in stock. She's uploading it now.

It was also about 75 degrees today so I spent an hour or so in the Place de la Comedie sipping lemonade.

So, I'm tired, but very, very happy!

Couple Conversation

"It sucks that we forgot and saved those files as Open Office instead of Word documents," he said.

"Yeah," she said. "But it won't happen again."

"I just wish there was a way to set Word as the default save," he said.

"It won't happen again," she said. "I only need to be told things once."

"Really," he said. "Ok.... Suck my cock!"

"I'm also capable of ignorning things," she said.

Imagine Ca

Imagine you were someone who really, really liked watching angry, sometimes drunk, dudes play rock and roll.

Now, imagine you had only enough money to see one concert this summer.

Further imagine you had narrowed down you list of choices to Metallica or The Who.

Which would you choose to see?

Rome Girl

I've been trying to find a way to write this and didn't do it because I didn't think I could do it right.

The deal is Rome Girl had a breakdown the other day.

I'm now glad I didn't write it, because she just wrote about it more eloquently than I ever could have.

Please be cool to her.

Bart

So Fucking Embarassing

If Rome Girl is watching a movie or doing work online she often doesn't shut the door when she goes off to pee. Since I'm usually online or playing a video game or chatting on AIM this is usually a non-event.

Tonight, however, I was pouring myself a drink in the kitchen (right by the toilet) when she was in there. Then, she asked me a question.

Without thinking I walked towards the door to respond. And, then I saw her, on the pot, legs spread, peeing, her bush wet and glistening, her eyes flush with relief.

And holy fuck did my dick get hard and holy fuck was I embarassed about it.

"Can we talk," she said, "Or are you just going to keep looking at my pussy."

Fuck. Not only did I get hard over watching her pee. I got fucking caught.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Rock On With Your Cock On!

If you look here you will find an image of the doctor from Prison Break cuckolding a dude. Sooooo fucking hot.

You may need to put in a password. If so do so as username is "dblue" and password is "ljuser"

I'll change the password again tomorrow so now is your chance!