March 10th, 2007

Final Fantasy XII

Playing the new Final Fantasy is a weird experience. The graphics are incredible - except all six main characters (except the seriously hot half rabbit/half human babe) look pretty much alike. Apart from that it looks gorgous.

The way it's set up is interesting as well. Unlike Final Fantasy X, the side quests are spread out throughout the game and not loaded until near the end. It also has a vague Star Wars motif that I love.

But.. I still don't know how I feel about the battle system. At time I love it, but at other times I wish it was more like the old Final Fantasy system. Sometimes it remind me of that weird late 80s/early 90s arcade game where four people could play at being wizards and orks and stuff. (I can't for the life of me remember the name of that game. I simply remember it was the first one I ever saw in an arcade where more than two people could play at once.)

Still, I think it may end up being my favorite of the series. I do know that it has kept me up til 3 a.m. several times this week.

The Return Of The New Jersey Non Virgin

So....

The New Jersey Non Virgin, after six months of wanting it and considering it and lusting after it and talking about it, finally cheated on her BF with the boy who caused her blog name to change from Virgin Girl to The New Jersey Non Virgin.

"I forgot how big he is," she said. "It sorta hurt."

"So," DEPW said, "It wasn't worth it?"

"Oh, it was worth it," she said. "I just felt kinda cheated. I mean it's not fair when your first time is the biggest you'll ever have!"

"How did it happen," DEPW asked.

"He just came up behind me and started kissing me," she said. "The we did it four times."

"Did you cum?"

"Of course," she said. "What's the point in doing it if you don't cum?"