I got so drunk at the Blonde Lesbian's birthday party last night that I accidently stole someone's shoes.
That's a first for me.
So, I decided to go to the doctor this morning. Mostly because I have a weird itching thing on my leg and hair has stopped growing in a weird patch over my lip.
The doctor said the problem is I really need to be on paxil but am too stubborn to go on it. I explained to him that I can't write when I'm on paxil.
"So," he said. "Take six months off of work."
Given that I'm not French that really isn't an option.
As a compromise he gave me a "natural" thing called "Spasmine." It's made up of "Valerine" and "Aubepine." I can't find any informative references to either online so who the fuck knows what it is.
I'll let you know if it makes me high.