January 26th, 2007

Just Like The Old Blog A Log

erotillectuals is doing a "write something dirty in 50 words or less" thing.

Here's one I just banged out during my regularly scheduled drunksomnia:

"No," she said.

"Yes," he said.

"Oh, fuck," she said.

"Oh, yeah," he said.

"Yes!" she said.

"Yes!" he said.

"Fuck, yes," she said.

Eternal Questions

If, for some reason, you had to pull a heist, who would you want as your partner?

1. George Clooney

2. Sam Spade

3. La Femme Nikita

4. Mike Meyers

5. Verbal Kent

6. Bree Van de Kamp

7. Jack Bauer

8. Vincent Vega

9. Mr. Pink

10. Donald Rumsfeld

Fuck!

Laptop crashed.

It now does n othing buy say "Non System Disk Or Disk Error"

There is no disk in the motherfucker!

Online support says to boot the thing from the recovery disk but it won't let me do that. It's fixated on giving me the fucking error message.

And HP's tech support number is a fu cking 1 800 number so I can't call it from france. Why the fuck can't they have a regular fucking phone number!!

I'd be happy to wipe the hard drive and just reinstall windows, but I can't figure out how to do that either. The tech help page says to hold down f8. But that does nothing but cause a beeping sound and give me the same fucking error message!

Fuck, I'd load the recovery disk from DOS or wipe the hard drive from DOS if I could get to a fucking DOS page!

Fuck!!