January 25th, 2007

Wow Some Freelancers Are Desperate

Someone posted this "Project Description" on the freelance job boards last night:

Project Description

To which someone responded:

Bidder Comments : Hello! In the past 40 months, we have completed over 250 projects, 260 books, 410 articles & 60 web copy projects for Elance customers. We have earned over US$ 138,000 and 107 great feedbacks. Why are we successful? The reason, our copy, which besides being informative and scintillating holds the reader, enthralled and keeps him hooked till he acts. Why Vogueads? You may ask. The answer lies in the more-than-happy response from our clients, who have appreciated our quality, responsiveness and ALWAYS on time. Examples: (1) “ Great Job like he always does. Will continue using them. Thanks, Raman” . blessedone07 (2) “ Very happy. Will do business again. Thanks!” webhits3000 (3) “ The project was done professionally, well researched, creative, and timely. Will certainly work with again.” rjlpublishing . (4) ” I just wanted to say that I couldn’t be happier with the service I received from Vogueads! This was my FIRST time posting of an eLance project and I got exactly what I wanted. Vogue ads was super responsive and professional. They have got me now as a future customer! Thank you and keep up the GREAT work! All the best “ Darren – RocanInt. My bid is for about 4 -6 pages of webcopy. I have the right credentials for the job. I am a graduate in commerce with masters in marketing & creative writing, with 25 years experience- including two stints in US top 10 ad agencies-FCB, & BBDO (overseas) as vice president/copy chief. I was also the marketing manager of a large luggage company. Besides, I also teach marketing to graduate students of management. Our payment terms are given in my Elance profile. Please go through my Profile, Reviews & Portfolio-perhaps they will speak more loudly than words. Thank you for your time. Raman

Joanie Fucks Chachi

Holy Fuck!

Scott Baio has a new book out about his sexual history.

Some of the holy shit moments:

He lost his virginity to Joanie - in real life!

"What happened was, my thing was between the cushions on the couch and I didn't even know it. Instead of being inside Erin, I was humping a corduroy sofa!"

He had an affair with Liza Minelli - and she wanted him to be her baby daddy!

"'I really want your sperm," Liza said. "You're a talented, good-looking Italian guy. That's what I want my child to be."

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So, So Fickle

During the day, Squirt is a total daddy's girl. She follows me around. She flirts. She tries to get me to play with her. She positions herself on the couch while I am writing so she can watch me work.

But, at night, I might as well not exist.

As soon as we get into bed, Squirt is Mommy's girl. She starts out sleeping between Rome Girl's legs. Then she climbs up to her chest and falls asleep staring at her. In the middle of the night she sometimes wraps her arms around her. If I try to cuddle squirt she hisses at me.

It's like dealing with two different cats.