January 9th, 2007

Cough! Cough!

I'm alergic to something in the apartment, but can't figure out what.

I'm healthy for most of the day, but whenever I lie down in the bed or sit down on the couch I start coughing.

We can't for the life of us figure out why.

Monday

The highlight of the day, clearly, was no longer having to hold the seat up or sit down when I pee. Girls, you have no idea what a pain in the ass it is to have a toilet seat that does not stay up on its own.

It was also nice to have Rome Girl here when I was working again. I have a lot of stuff to do this week and while I didn't get as much done as I would have liked yesterday, I was still more productive than I was on the days she's not here.

She's looking particularly pretty at the moment. Her hair is doing amazing things and I find myself just waking up in the middle of the night and just watching her while she sleeps because she just looks so amazing.

Rome Girl is also in a very good mood. She's going back to Rome in February for a bit when he cousin is travelling through Europe and she can't wait to see the boys again. This time she may be serious about wanting to move to Rome.

We had a quiet night last night. We went and got chinese food and I sat on the couch together for a while. Then she went to email her friends and I played videogames and every so often she'd show me a cute email from one of her friends or watch me fight some monster and it felt domestic in a good way.

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