December 14th, 2005


"If the Deadbeat Dad is settling scores, I feel confident that I'm next," Miss Darling said. "This worries me."

This said because about six months ago she tried to get him arrested/deported/burned to death with cigs.

"If nothing else I gave him a really bad week," she commented.

This is why I love Miss Darling. Not only are we exactly the same age, both horrible alcoholics who love exactly the same TV shows, but we have exactly the same enemies.

We are clearly long lost brother and sister.