December 6th, 2005

The Beautiful People

Sorry for no update yesterday. Although I've had years of unprotected sex with no STDS, my computer got infected after opening one stupid fucking IM link that I thought came from my dad.

In a bit of irony, I had just gotten assigned to write a gay porn short fiction piece about a guy talking a younger guy into letting him "bareback" his twink ass.

This is god punishing me for getting paid to write about the skin on skin love that dare not speak it's name.

On the other hand I just finished looking at the pictures from the party you guys were at Saturday.

Every masterbation fantasy I have this week is going to involve sarah_cynthia and charlotte_webb having lesbian sex while I watch and jerk off in the corner.

Whenever I see pictures from these things I usually think, "In real life these people don't look as good as they do in the one picture they select for their online shit."

In this case however, you two babes are much, much hotter than I expected.

I am so jealous of both stock dude and every girl that Sarah Cynthia LUGed in college.