October 30th, 2005

Fresh Young Pussy

Started day with roast chicken and sausage and vodka orange juice from the Lucious Lipstick Lesbians then booze and cocktails with Mr. Twist, followed by a walk around town and then back to Fitz for more drinks with the Lucious Lipstick Lesbians.

In the middle of all this their dog starts going mental and a six week old kitten appears. We seperate the dog from the kitten and quickly realize that the cat is obviously not a stray but must have fallen out of a window or escaped through a crack. We knocked on doors but no one claimed the fluff ball who I have now named Jacko Lantern.

Brought Wacko Jacko home, will put up flyers in the morning. If anyone from the St. Come area knows of someone missing a kitten let me know.

After bringing the cat home, went back to Fitz to hear the obligatory jokes about how cool it is that Rome Girl lets me bring stray pussy home.

To my neighbors - I appologize in advance if the cat meows tonight and wakes you up. I just didn't want it to starve or get eaten by a dog.

DEPW