October 4th, 2005

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping

Rome Girl is off in, of all places, Rome.

So I'm sitting in France as the horniest man in the history of the universe.

Last time she took off for a while she left me a pair of her very used panties.

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This time however we fucked up and washed her underwear before she left.

Sure, there are still some of her panties here - but clean panties really don't cut it when you want to jerk off smelling girl juices and fluids in their natural habitat.

Plus, its weird to wrap something around your head that smells like detergent.

Please. Help a brother out. Send me porn or pics of your boobs or your own descriptions of what you think dirty panties smell like.
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