September 16th, 2005

Your Colors Are Like My Dreams....

10 points to the first person to get the reference in my headline.

We are going to Karma tonight and want you there!

Rome Girl is bringing SINGLE EMPLOYED HETROSEXUAL MALES with her. She is also bringing SINGLE EMPLOYED HETROSEXUAL FEMALES one of whom has started GETTING REALLY SLUTTY WHEN SHE DRINKS.

This is your chance to really screw over Andrew Conru by getting laid the old fashioned way - because you are drunk and just don't care!

Bart

P.S. Rome Girl also just told me that she is getting her pussy completly waxed for the first time ever today and promises to tell us amusing stories about the procedure.