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(AP) -- Washington DC -- Former Delaware Senatorial Candidate Christine O'Donnell today announced that she intends to seek Romanian citizenship.

"I'm tired of living in a country of fornicators and masturbaters," O'Donnell said. "I want to live in a nation where people respect my values and I can help society."

O'Donnell said she intended to use her campaign war chest to run for office in the former Eastern Block country.

"Right now Romania is suffering a crisis where freedom of religion is under attack," O'Donnell said. "But there is a core constituency there that I can build on. In Romania my message can be heard."

Sources within O'Donnell's camp said they were considering several campaign theme songs including "I Put A Spell On You," "Witchy Woman" and "Rhiannon."
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