1. That it contains the sentence, "I saw you watching yesterday when he made me blow that kowakian monkey-lizard in front of the entire court."
2. The writer actually takes the time to build in a long involved plot about killing Jabba The Hutt.
3. That Literotica felt the need to put this disclaimer at the top of the story: The stories in this section of Literotica are all fictional parodies - none are true, nor are they approved of by the celebrities named in the stories.
Really? You mean this isn't a true journalistic account of Bobba Fett getting off on watching Leia have sex with space critters? Bobba didn't really watch "Jabba himself fuck her with his massive hutt-tail?"