Please Let Me Sleep Until Nov. 5
You Are Not A Hipster.
I Am Not Your Fetish
I Fart On Cake
Don't Scorn OctoPorn
My Breasts Have Eyes.
Sarah Palin - I'd Hit It.
Sarah Palin - The Last Cylon.
Grandchildren mean your child had sex.
I could give you grandchildren but I'd have to steal someone else's.
Grandchildren: It's what's for dinner.
Grandchildren:Less Inheritance For Me.
Grandchildren: You aren't getting any from me.
I was not put on this earth to give you nieces, nephews or grandchildren.
Instead of wanting grandchildren, how about spoiling me instead?
Grandchildren: Blowing through your inheritance one tantrum at a time.