bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,

The Drunk Ex Pat Writer Store Is Here!

Check out my fine selection of T-Shirts including:

Please Let Me Sleep Until Nov. 5

You Are Not A Hipster.

I Am Not Your Fetish

I Fart On Cake

Don't Scorn OctoPorn

My Breasts Have Eyes.

Sarah Palin - I'd Hit It.

Sarah Palin - The Last Cylon.

Grandchildren mean your child had sex.

I could give you grandchildren but I'd have to steal someone else's.

Grandchildren: It's what's for dinner.

Grandchildren:Less Inheritance For Me.

Grandchildren: You aren't getting any from me.

I was not put on this earth to give you nieces, nephews or grandchildren.

Instead of wanting grandchildren, how about spoiling me instead?

Grandchildren: Blowing through your inheritance one tantrum at a time.
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