Drunken Expat Writer

I'm amused by the site Girls Hunting Girls if nothing else because their slogans and tag lines are awesome.

"The Site That Proves All Girls Are Lesbians."

"Our Mission.. To Pick Up Talent Off The Street And Turn Them Into Carpet Munchers."

"Girls Can Lick Better Than Boys!"

I love her eyes and her stockings.

Muffin Tops.

"This is a story about women who have meat on them," Powers says. "Muffin tops are girls who wear tight jeans and their gut spills over the top - like a muffin."

"Although meth is popular and prevalent in porno, this is not a meth series," Powers continues. "In fact, this is probably the first time a drug-free porn has been shot." In order to keep their weight up, "all of the girls have promised not to do any meth."

More than a landing strip.

Oh No! There's A Negro In My Mom!

"People don't like to admit it, but the appeal of interracial porn lies in its taboo nature," explained producer Grip Johnson. "To ignore the psychological undercurrents—fear, hate, insecurity, lust, awe, embarrassment—that interracial couplings inspire in viewers of the genre is just irresponsible film making. We know fans of interracial porn are fucked up, but we also know they have money."

Brittany Fuchs

Cum Fart Tsunami

Ladies and gentlemen - behold!

Deaf Gone Wild

Hot deaf girls sucking cock, eating pussy and using sign language!

It makes me wonder, if you cum in a deaf girl's mouth and she can't hear it, does she still swallow?

Since I know not everyone will be going out tonight and I know that lots of you like porn and since I know a little bit about porn, I thought I'd make a collection of some of the hottest links for your pleasure.

Anal Amy It's all text, so it's essentially work safe. It's the diary of a college girl who likes to take it up the backdoor. Surprisingly well written.

One D At A Time A blog written by a new york girl who calls herself "Slut_Machine." It's about 95 percent work safe, though sometimes there are some suggestive photos.

Confessions of a College Callgirl. Exactly what the title implies. She might be interviewing me next month because of my work writing escort copy.

Fleshbot's Best Of Babelogs Nothing but hundreds of pictures of pretty naked girls. Not even remotely work safe.

X-Factor A collection of really well written and very romantic stories about women who cheat on their partners. It's not typical explicit cuckold stuff - the girl generally does fall in love with the dude she's having an affair with. Plus, he deals in a realistic way with birth control issues, but still keeps everything hot.

Kristen's Collection Roughly 1,200 erotic stories broken down into categories. Some are really hot, some are really not. But, you can generally find any fetish you are looking for.

Preggoman Erotic stories about making babies.

Dark Wanderer Stories about women who like making love to dark skinned men.

April Flores The adult blog of porn star April Flores - who is both really pretty, and very Botticelli - a rarity in porn.

MC Stories Evil little erotic stories involving mind control, hypnotism and sometimes people getting turned into robots.

The Girls Loving Girls Archive Stories about teenage girls having their first lesbian experiences. Generally more romantic than explicit, though there's some nasty porn here too if you look for it.

Naked dudes in Santa Hats.

Don't say I didn't get you anything for Christmas!

If she had some pubes she'd be perfect.

Cute red head.

Behold!

Thanks to Fleshbot I bring you four naked girls named "Jen."

Young and blond.

Slightly hippy.

Nice tits.

A brunette who actually shows evidence of having some pubic hair.

Enjoy!

Social Networking sites like Facebook are now more popular than porn.

Dude, I almost don't believe this.

Sure, playing Vampires on Facebook is fun - but it in no way compares to the joy of looking at Badgirl's Hotbox

Salivating now.

For the boys.

A treat for the boys!

My gay boss and his programmers have been doing a lot of work on two of the sites I write for him - one for Drag Queens and the other for the Gay Thailand

They are starting to look good - though when looking at them I can't believe how much travel copy I've written for both sites over the past year and a half - and am still creating more copy!

Of course, if travel stuff isn't your deal, but you are curious about the porn stuff I write for a living you can also check out the short erotic fiction I did for Bareback.com.

The best stories of the bunch are the Bareback Michael - The College Years stories. I particularly like this one that I wrote about three years ago for him.

You can also read my attempt to write a gay travel guide to Charlotte, N.C. perhaps the most ungay city in America!

Do you like big girls?

You'll love this.

Not in any way shape or form safe for work.