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Drunken Expat Writer

Montpellier Madman

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14 February 1969
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This is the blog of the Drunken Ex Pat Writer, a fictional creation who cares about nothing but vodka, cigs and pussy.

Have you ever wanted to live the life of an alcoholic freelancer - then learn How To Become A Drunken Expat Writer.

Perhaps you are student about to spend your year abroad or gap year in Montpellier, France? Or you may be an English speaking expat who is looking for somewhere to drink in Montpellier. If so, I highly recommend the Vert Anglais. That link will take you to information about the bar, pictures of drunks, cute blonde girls, hot boy bartenders and more at the best bar in Montpellier, France.

Of course, some of you look to blogs when you are looking to argue with someone or want some controversy, in which case I suggest checking out my entries that have lots of comments or lots and lots of comments.

Then again, maybe you've come here because you are interested in becoming a freelance writer or a ghostwriter. If so you may be interested in the basic guide to ghostwriting - this particularly helpful for people who want to create ebooks .

Another popular post is the debate over whether or not teeth should be used during blow jobs.

I've opened up the tags feature, so if you are on my friends list you can tag any entry with anything you want - but other people can also edit or delete your tags. Have fun with it!

"As a writer you slant all evidence in favor of the conclusions you want to produce and you rarely tilt in favor of the truth..... This is what a writer does: his life is a maelstrom of lying. Embellishment is his focal point. This is what we do to please others. This is what we do in order to flee ourselves. A writer's physical life is bascically one of stasis, and to combat this constraint, an opposite world and another self have to be constructed daily... the half world of a writer's life encourages pain and drama, and defeat is good for art: if it was day we made it night, if it was love we made it hate, serenity becomes chaos, kindness became viciousness. God became the devil, a daugher became a whore... lying often leaked from my writing life."

-- Brett Easton Ellis

Read at your own risk.

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