The Sound Of Music
While Food Dude has been out drinking me and my friend Black Cat Who Lives On The Street have been working as singer songwriters. I think we have a hit!


Jumping Jack Cat

I was born in Montpellier near the train
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain,
But it's all right now, in fact, I'm a cat!
But it's all right. I'm jumpin jack cat,
I bite my owners ass!!

I was raised by a dirty, sloppy dude,
I was schooled when he gave me just dry food,
But it's all right now, in fact, I'm a cat!
But it's all right, I'm jumpin jack cat,
I bite food dude's ass!

Daddy frowned, when I screamed and went into heat.
But I pounced on his feet until I was sure they would bleed.
I frowned at the remnants of a pork chop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So, I peed on his bed and said "No more slops!"
But it's all right now, in fact, I'm a cat!
But it's all right, I'm jumpin jack cat,
I bite daddy's ass!