bart_calendar ([info]bart_calendar) wrote,
@ 2008-05-18 12:27:00
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Oh God!
Erica Campbell, from porn star to Jesus freak in one easy step.

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[info]mattg
2008-05-18 03:16 pm UTC (link)
The Jeebus freaks sure love to use ALL CAPS A LOT!

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[info]babyblooz
2008-05-18 04:16 pm UTC (link)
The hole keeps getting deeper. ~sniff~

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I Get To Play Snopes
[info]blozor
2008-05-18 04:34 pm UTC (link)
Hm. Her MySpace page doesn't seem to share the same sentiment.

I see several possibilities.
1) She made this snap decision to find Jesus within the past eight days, 2) the website was left over from some April Fool's Day joke, or 3) either the website or the MySpace page is fake, or has been created by someone unaffiliated with her to trick people for some insane, self-gratifying reason.

Now, on the MySpace page, the background to all her posts seems to have been removed, but that could mean either she really is seeking a life of Christ and removed them, in which case it seems odd that she was asking people to vote for her Penthouse spread, or that Photobucket is fairly aggressive in removing questionable content since most people don't think to make their accounts private. It proves nothing.

Considering how easy it is to register any dot-com domain name, and how seemingly apathetic a lot of people are in keeping their registrations current, even if it's the primary source of their business, especially if they other protocols registered, ESPECIALLY really busy porn stars, my guess is that her domain registration lapsed and someone bought it and put that up for reasons we will never know because people are insane. ESPECIALLY when that domain is "www.clubericacampbell.com" and her official website is "www.ericacampbell.com."

If the website was true and she did convert completely to Christianity, it would have actually made her that much more appealing to me. Who wouldn't want a beautiful, voluptuous woman who was pious and respectable on the outside and your own private whore in bed? As it stands, the only lesson we can learn from this little episode is that you can never, never trust anything you read online.

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Re: I Get To Play Snopes
[info]bart_calendar
2008-05-18 07:35 pm UTC (link)
I hope she converted to Jesus, because it makes me want to fuck her so much more.

Does that make me awful?

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Re: I Get To Play Snopes
[info]blozor
2008-05-18 08:29 pm UTC (link)
I think it's human nature to find something very pure and innocent and beautiful and try to destroy it so it can't reveal the darkness we harbor within our own souls.

I want to find something pure and innocent and beautiful so I can eliminate the darkness in mine.

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Re: I Get To Play Snopes
[info]bart_calendar
2008-05-18 08:33 pm UTC (link)
That sounds so pure and noble compared to my desire to cum on her tits and then ask her to bring me a cold beer.

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Re: I Get To Play Snopes
[info]blozor
2008-05-18 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Well the Bible does tell us to never deny our spouses the pleasures of our bodies and also that women should always obey their men.

Keep in mind, however, that the Bible was also written by a bunch of primitive mysogynists, but if that's what Ms. Campbell wants to govern her life, then more power to her.

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Re: I Get To Play Snopes
[info]bart_calendar
2008-05-18 08:54 pm UTC (link)
I just wish the Bible would finally settle the age old debate between Bud and Bud Lite.

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Re: I Get To Play Snopes
[info]blozor
2008-05-18 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Jesus turned the water into wine, not the other way around.

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Re: I Get To Play Snopes
[info]bart_calendar
2008-05-18 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Hence the joke on my blog last week:

"What happens to wine if you play Marilyn Manson songs while you drink it?

It turns back into water."

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