I Think Food Dude Is Being Mean!!!
He keeps singing this song to me. He swears it was written by a cool cat in the 60s, and that it's a poetic metaphor, but I'm not so sure!

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Mama take this cat from me
I can't kick her anymore
She's getting fat, too fat to kick
Feels like I'm kicking her out the door

Kick kick kick the cat across the floor
Kick kick kick the cat across the floor
Kick kick kick the cat across the floor

Mama send my cat to the pound
I can't feed her anymore
That calico cat is much too proud
Feels like I should kick her out the door

Kick kick kick the cat across the floor
Kick kick kick the cat across the floor
Kick kick kick the cat across the floor

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I think this means I need to bite his ankles in his sleep!