Jesus, I thought Lincoln was bad, but at least Lincoln was bad in an interesting way the created some emotion in me (though, the emotion was anger.)
The Master is just a fucking slog.
Given how interesting L. Ron was in real life I find it amazing that you could make a dull film about him, but they did.
Man, I don't even know how to review this film except to say that it left me with a feeling of not giving a shit about anything.
Next up, the Bradley Cooper thing. It can't be any fucking worse.