bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,
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Let's Do Some Blind Items

Recently the blind item gossip sites have been pretty dull. So, let's just write our own. I'll start with a few and see if you can come up with your own.

1. Which star probably has a hangover after a hard night with Daddy Warbucks? Next time they check into a hotel together he should use an alias.

2. What singer has swiftly run through a group of men, after their press agents thought they'd look better with a beard?

3. Which reality show star recently took the pope's advice on contraception during her last visit to the Vatican? Hint, she's one of the most popular reality stars in the west.

4. What starlet probably wants to act like a mean girl after a major newspaper did an article describing her career hitting a new low?

Your turn.
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