bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,

Overheard In A Montpellier Bar

Three kids who look to be about 15 come in.

Barman: I need to see some ID.

All Three Kids: Um..... we don't have any.

Barman: I can't serve you.

Kid #1: Look, I have tattoos. You have to be 18 to get a tattoo!

Barman: That's not an ID.

Kid #1: But I have five tattoos!

Barman: Sorry.

Kid #2: Look, I have a pack of cigarettes. You have to be 18 to buy cigarettes.

Barman: Sorry.

Kid #3 (Holding up cell phone): Hey, call any of my friends on my phone and ask them and they'll tell you I'm 18.

Barman: No.

Kid #1: Hey, I just realized I have six tattoos.

Barman: I don't care.
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