Barman: I need to see some ID.
All Three Kids: Um..... we don't have any.
Barman: I can't serve you.
Kid #1: Look, I have tattoos. You have to be 18 to get a tattoo!
Barman: That's not an ID.
Kid #1: But I have five tattoos!
Kid #2: Look, I have a pack of cigarettes. You have to be 18 to buy cigarettes.
Kid #3 (Holding up cell phone): Hey, call any of my friends on my phone and ask them and they'll tell you I'm 18.
Kid #1: Hey, I just realized I have six tattoos.
Barman: I don't care.