Convo

(After showing Rome Girl "The Deer Hunter.")

Rome Girl: I liked that film, but I don't think I'd recommend it to most people.

Me: Why not?

Rome Girl: Well, like (insert mutual friend name) I wouldn't recommend it too. He's a sensitive guy.

Me: I'm a sensitive guy and I like it.

Rome Girl: Honey, you are many wonderful things but sensitive is not even close to one of them.

Me: Oh.