bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,

Why Romney Really Lost

So, Mitt Romney says he lost because Obama bought off minorities and young people.

Bullshit.

Here's why Romney lost:

1. Women like sex.

2. Men like sex.

3. Women don't want to have to raise a child before they are ready.

4. Men don't want to get stuck paying child support for 18 years if they can possibly avoid it.

5. People think rape is a bad thing.

6. People like the idea of being healthy and not slowly dying in pain if they can avoid it.

7. Unemployed people tend to not like dudes known for laying people off.

8. When politicians from Massachusetts run for president they either lose or get shot.

9. People don't like be told they are losers.

10. Most people have gay friends.

11. No amount of money can buy you a personality.

12. Old people like social security.
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