DSK Back In The News
This one is great. He was taken into custody to be questioned about participating in a large scale international prostitution ring. He's accused of banging expensive hookers in various hotels and restaurants.
The kicker is that his defense is that he just thought he was being invited into large orgies for wealthy men and the women who want to fuck them.
"He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you're not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman," his lawyer said.
Can you imagine that being the defense for a political figure in America?