Drunken Expat Writer

If you were R. Kelly and had a thing for underage muff would you really

1. Film it?

and

2. Piss on the underage girl's face?

Seriously, any jury sympathy he might have gotten will go out the window with that shit.

The Blond Lesbian starts working at the Vert Anglais in Montpellier today.

That means that each and every afternoon the bar will have two beautiful lesbians working at it!

Add that to their extensive lunch menu, the dozens of cocktails on offer and great music every Thursday and you have the cafe sensation that sweeping drunkard nation!

Anyway wish Blond Lesbian luck on her first day!