Drunken Expat Writer

Rome Girl is happy with me today.

I swear if I keep writing these Loving Female Authority exercises I'm going to end up with a 24/7 erection.

I've come up with 40 exercises already, but need 150 by Friday, which means it's a good thing I write in my bathrobe, because I think my cock would split open a pair of pants at this point.

I'll admit I don't really understand the controversy over network neutrality but Tania Derveaux does have an interesting way of defending her position.

She says she'll have sex with any virgin who can prove he's worked in favor of network neutrality.

I love it when Food Dude gets franks and beans and shares it with me!

It looks like the usual slop he gives me, but tastes so much better!

I am now purring beyond purr!

Yay the human food called "franks and beans!"

Squirt.

An entire episode without Number 6? I call shenanigans!

Plus, can we please get back to the cylon civil war, which is by far the most interesting plot line this season.

I do the like the Mutiny on the Bounty stuff, though it's clearly going to get resolved in Ms . Thrice's favor.

Anyway, more cylons next episode please!

Anyone else think Hurley's assessment of the situation is looking more and more correct?