bart_calendar ([info]bart_calendar) wrote,
@ 2009-04-12 14:50:00
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Easter
God's Easter Tally For Me

1. Rome Girl is in Rome so at the moment I'm not technically living in sin. +1
2. When I'm around town today I'll look at at least three churches. +1.
3. Am being nice to my cat. +1
4. Was reading these dirty captioned pictures. -1
5. Masturbated while thinking about Belinda Carlisle riding my face. -1
6. Will play poker for most of the night. -1.

I think that makes me dead even.

How are you guys scoring on the Easter scorecard?


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[info]tempter
2009-04-12 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Referred to Easter as "God on a stick day": -1
Died for your sins: +1

So I'm also dead even.

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[info]agentsteel53
2009-04-12 09:15 pm UTC (link)
"go in the other room"?

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[info]agentsteel53
2009-04-12 09:37 pm UTC (link)
hm, why can I not stop reading these? problem is, I am not a member of that forum so I can read only the thumbnails.

Maressa: "are you looking at porn?"
me: "actually, yes"
Maressa: "why are you like 2 inches from the monitor and squinting?"
me: "it's very unusual porn."

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[info]bart_calendar
2009-04-13 01:11 am UTC (link)
It's easy to register for Cuckold Place."

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[info]agentsteel53
2009-04-13 01:13 am UTC (link)
I just hate registering for anything. It's completely irrational; I just don't see *why* they make you do that.

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[info]bart_calendar
2009-04-13 01:17 am UTC (link)
With cuckold place it's because they are free and can't figure out how to target their advertising so they are trying to get some ISP logs so they can determine how to make money.

The good thing is that they are good people and won't sell your information or fuck you with spam. It's totally about internal marketing efforts.

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[info]bart_calendar
2009-04-13 12:09 pm UTC (link)
Some of them are very well written.

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[info]wjf
2009-04-13 12:35 am UTC (link)
I wasn't thinking about Belinda Carlisle riding my face before, but now I am.

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[info]bart_calendar
2009-04-13 12:39 am UTC (link)
I've been thinking about her riding my face since I was about 14.

I imagine her screaming "we got the beat" as slightly suffocates me with her pussy.

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[info]wjf
2009-04-13 01:05 am UTC (link)
Man, that takes me back. I didn't really become a fan til she went solo, but after that...yeah. I totally relate.

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[info]bart_calendar
2009-04-13 01:08 am UTC (link)
Imagine tit fucking her while she sings "Mad about you" or "heaven is a place on earth."

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