bart_calendar ([info]bart_calendar) wrote,
@ 2006-05-19 13:12:00
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Hmmm..
So, Rome Girl's friend, The Investment Banker is coming to visit in about eight days.

He's a really smart, nice guy, but suffers from both Short Man Complex and ADD. I wouldn't be surprised to see him wearing diamond watches some day.

He was supposed to come with the CNN Producer that Rome Girl once stared with in a porn film, but CNN Producer backed down at the last minute.

I like The Investment Banker, but he's only going to be here for eight days and he wants to see Barcelona, Nice, The Last Day of the Cannes Film Festival and like five other things.

Which means he's only going to like be in Montpellier for two days, but he'll be dragging me, Rome Girl or both all the fuck over creation.

On the other hand, The Iceman, who is the type of guy to wear pocket watches and Mr. Bitch who loves Swatch watches love making fun of Americans and taking the piss and I can't fucking wait for them to get to work on him.

DEPW - A man who loves his Movado watches .

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[info]cyntata2672
2006-05-19 12:50 pm UTC (link)
He was supposed to come with the CNN Producer that Rome Girl once stared with in a porn film,

Rome Girl did a porn movie? RG does Rome?

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-19 12:54 pm UTC (link)
I'll let her tell that story. But, yes. She did a porn movie years ago.

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[info]cyntata2672
2006-05-19 12:56 pm UTC (link)
...but you get get to let the cat out of the bag. As it were.

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-19 01:01 pm UTC (link)
She tells lots and lots of people that she was once in a hard core porn film, so I feel no problems stating that (and she also talks about the porn star size of her co-star's equipment) but as to the story itself, she's selective.

Suffice to say that a fair number of people have seen her in action on film, so to speak.

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[info]incuidicetutto
2006-05-19 03:49 pm UTC (link)
I DO NOT TELL LOTS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-19 03:55 pm UTC (link)
You told the Iceman.

That counts as 70 people.

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[info]downward__dog
2006-05-19 12:51 pm UTC (link)
...that Rome Girl once stared with in a porn film.

What?! More information, please.

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-19 12:54 pm UTC (link)
You'll have to ask her. But, yes, she was in a porn and yes it was hard core.

I'm at a point in my life where I'd only get serious about a girl who had a past as a porn star or a high end escort or bank robber or something...

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[info]charlotte_webb
2006-05-19 01:01 pm UTC (link)
So you're what ... fourteen? Seventeen, tops?

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[info]downward__dog
2006-05-19 01:05 pm UTC (link)
Bwahahahaha!

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-19 01:08 pm UTC (link)
I don't get what you mean?

My point was that after being married to a "good girl" who said "pooperdoodle" instead of "shit" and got mad if I said "pee" or "piss" instead of "tinkle" I like girls with enough of a past to make themselves interesting.

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[info]charlotte_webb
2006-05-19 01:12 pm UTC (link)
Sweetie, if you're going to say shit like that be prepared to get teased. (It was "bank robber" that pushed it over the edge ... awful close to "cowgirl.")

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-19 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Oh. The Bankrobber reference was just because Rome Girl is constantly joking that she wants to quit her job and rob banks. And the call girl thing is an in-joke about Miss Darling and other girls I know and the porn star thing is because Rome Girl was in a porn.

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[info]charlotte_webb
2006-05-19 01:18 pm UTC (link)
You know I love you, Bart. Doesn't mean I'm not gonna give you shit sometimes. As long as they're over 16, you can have the hots for whomever you want.

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-19 01:28 pm UTC (link)
18 is my low threshhold limit, because at 16 and 17 you seriously risk a pissed off father cutting off your balls.

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[info]charlotte_webb
2006-05-19 01:30 pm UTC (link)
Or mother.

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-19 01:35 pm UTC (link)
Mothers you can at least try to charm. Father's can be psychos.

I dated a Mafia Princess for six years and holy shit did her dad scare me.

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[info]clovepod
2006-05-19 10:47 pm UTC (link)
hey, if she ever gets serious about the bankrobber thing, let me know. i've been becoming a total heist/strategy fanatic over the last few years. it's kind of a fantasy of mine.

i also have a cousin who installs security systems in vegas. i wonder how hard it would be to get her to spill all the trade secrets? she does like to drink...

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[info]balmoral
2006-05-19 01:19 pm UTC (link)
>"pooperdoodle"?

Where in god's name was she from?

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-19 01:27 pm UTC (link)
New Jersey, but she had t his fantasy that she was a Russian Princess.

She grew up as a professional balerina, constantly surronded by her mother and gay men, so I don't think she had a lot of contact/understanding of the real world or hetrosexual men.

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[info]dragonwoodshed
2006-05-20 04:03 pm UTC (link)
I may start saying 'pooperdoodle'. Probably not as a reference to shit though.

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-22 11:41 am UTC (link)
I think it should be a synonym for "Santorum"

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[info]bart_calendar
2006-05-19 01:09 pm UTC (link)
p.s. your new icon is cute.

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[info]charlotte_webb
2006-05-19 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. Lucy is in fact much cuter than a dead poisonous spider, so no argument there.

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