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Aug. 22nd, 2017

Chapter One Of New Book Out - The Death Of The Cross

Chapter one is out on Amazon.

You can also subscribe to Patreon to get it.

Here's the synopsis:

2024. Christianity is illegal in America.

The Enforcer goes from town to town looking for illegal, hidden churches to burn to the ground.

Christians are hunted down and given a choice between death and re-education at government sponsored camps.

Liberals rule with an iron fist. Any who oppose them are crushed.

The Preacher is one man who stands against The Enforcer and the government he represents. He spreads the word of God through any and every means possible.

The Enforcer wants The Preacher gone.

One day they will meet. Will it be The Death Of The Cross or a chance for good Christian values to stab into the darkness?

Read and find out.

Aug. 18th, 2017

The Death Of The Cross! New Book Coming Out!

So I'm writing a new book - The Death Of The Cross.

It will be on a new Patreon.

I'll also be selling individual chapters on Amazon.

Check it out!

Jul. 19th, 2017

What Happens To Pornhub During Game Of Thrones

Jul. 9th, 2017

The Guardians Full Of Lose Sex Column


Here's a sex advice column from The Guardian

Deal is a 13 year old kid stole his friend's phone and used it to email sexaully explicit stuff to his teacher. Kid got caught and got an old phone instead of a smart one and isn't allowed on the computer. Kid feels absolutely no remorse. Parent wants to know what to do.

Now, what I'd do is this:

1. Get the kid to a psychologist and make sure he's not he's not a psychopath because sending sex shit to your teacher at that age is seriously fucked up.

2. Talk to him about how women are people to and not to be objectified.

3. Figure out with the kid's mom where his attitude towards women comes from - because it's probably not from a vacuum.

4. Keep him in therapy until you discover the source of the problem.

5. Get him into a different classroom/school and away from the teacher he sexually harassed.


The writer - a woman - says "eh no big deal women set themselves up for this."


"Part of the problem is that we women are complicit. Where once we donned dungarees and burned our bras, today we’re queuing for Victoria’s Secret. If we really have earned the right to choose then what we’ve chosen is to perpetuate the presumption that our appearance matters more than what comes out of our mouths."

WTF? Slut shaming the teacher, I think? Who the letter writer wrote nothing about. And even if she wears Victoria's secret with her boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, who the fuck cares?

"We’ve made huge advances in terms of our right to work, to study, to make our own choices and generally take control of our lives since the 1970s. But it’s a source of bafflement and frustration that they haven’t come hand in hand with major modifications to a misogynistic culture that preys on the insecurities of women and girls. Instead, we’ve swept boys into its embrace, too, with rising depression and anorexia just a couple of the psychological side effects."

What? Women make boys misogynist? And why are depression and anorexia being brought into this?

"Pornography, liberated to enter our homes and our children’s psyches via the internet, normalises the objectification of women and children. It compounds sexual stereotypes, renders emotional connections obsolete and teaches our children how to perform sex acts, but not about the riches of human relationships. We are all sexist now!"

No we are not.

"Today, those pioneers are often men from organisations such as Good Lad and Great Men. They work in universities and schools, respectively, creating ambassadors and encouraging conversations about masculinity, sexuality and attitudes to the opposite sex. They work on the premise that young boys are as much at sea in the new sexual politics as girls ever were and need basic tools to recognise and articulate their problems.

If you don’t have one of these groups operating in your son’s school, organise an invitation for them or set up something similar."

Wait. You want to bring men's organizations in to mansplain how women feel?

"It’s an ugly sexist world out there that insists on keeping boys and girls in designated boxes. It’s one where boys don’t cry and all girls deep down “want it”! As parents and citizens we need to set about changing this pernicious climate that encourages your 13-year-old to think it’s a gas to send explicit emails to his teacher."

No. You need to find out why the kid thinks it's OK.

And finally:

"you mention he lives with his mother. I hope it’s not a sign you’re offloading responsibility. You need to work together to make clear that just because he’s surrounded by poisonous sexist rubbish, he doesn’t have to roll around in the mire."

What? The dude is so worried he's writing an advice column for help. He's not offloading anything!

Jul. 7th, 2017

Who Doesn't Want To See A Baby's Butthole While They Eat Vegan Food?

OMG. This story is fucking great.

Here's the deal - this couple owns a vegan restaurant in Memphis.

The other day a diner was eating and their one kid came up to their table completely naked and then showed them their butthole.

At the same time their other child started yodeling at them.

Not shockingly this was not the dinner experience the patron was expecting.

So they went onto a review site and said they didn't appreciate butthole plus yodeling. But, unlike what I would have done, said they'd go back and gave an overall positive review.

In other words they liked the place - but just would prefer not to see a kids butt.

Now most restaurant owners would have said "hey, sorry about my kid's ass."

Not these people who went ballistic about their kids right to put their butthole out to diners, told the person they would not be welcome back in their establishment and ranted and raved about the need of children to just "be who they are."

Now the local Internet has gone insane and is using the hashtag #buttholegate.


This is pure gold.

Jul. 6th, 2017

Sophie Turner Oral Sex Poll

Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark) reveals taht she learned about oral sex while on the set of Game Of Thrones.

She was 13.

“The first time I found out about oral sex was reading the Game of Thrones script,” she said. “I said, ‘Wow! People do that? That’s fascinating!’ I guess that was my sex education. Being on Game of Thrones.”

Now I know I knew about oral sex at 13. But maybe I was precocious.

So, I'm asking...

Did You Know About Oral Sex When You Were 13?


Jul. 4th, 2017

Fourth Of July Porn

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Jul. 3rd, 2017

Excerpt From The Book Of Doom 4

The Drunk and Rome Girl are almost at The Irish Bar. They are stopped by a reporter and camera crew.

“Do you speak English?” the blonde woman asks them._“Yes, I'm American,” replies The Drunk. Rome Girl says nothing.

“Great! We're from Sky News and doing a story about the Seattle girl. Can you tell us how people in Montpellier are feeling now that there might be a killer on the loose?”

“Well,” he says, “I can tell you we're glad that the police and people like you are here.”


“Well, the locals have known for years that there is a cult of cannibalistic serial killers living in town. We've been trying to get the police to do something about it forever. But now, with armed police officers and the deep intelligence of the UK media, we are all feeling safer for our future.”

“A cult?”

“Yes. They all refuse to speak English and instead use some odd Latin-based language to communicate. You can tell who they are because they are thinner than civilized people. They also hold jobs during the day. Honestly, they are frightening.”

Rome Girl turns and walks into the bar.

“Do you know why the police have refused to investigate this cult or warn the public before?”

“Well, obviously because they tried to eat a non-savage for once,” he says. “When the victim speaks English the world has to take it seriously.”

“Thank you for your time!”_The reporter and crew huddle away from The Drunk. He shrugs and walks into the bar.

Rome Girl looks up from their usual table. “Why did you tell them that? You know they'll believe you and put that on the air.”

“Because it has to be said,” he responds. “Let them chase monsters. It might keep them away from Underworld. And, why not? They would have decided there is evil here anyway. Why not control the evil they see?”


“I told you I met some zombies yesterday.”

“You are so full of shit,” she says, and then sighs. “I love you.”


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Most Women And Nearly Half Of All Men Won't Eat Or Drink With Someone Of The Opposite Sex


A New York Times polls shows that most women in America and nearly half of all men won't go to dinner or get a drink with someone of the opposite sex who isn't their wife.

Of course this varies according to your political and religious views as well as your education.

"Just 62% of Republicans found it acceptable, compared to 71% of Democrats.

Similar divides can also be seen according to religion - the more devout you are, the less appropriate you view it - and to education: almost a quarter of those who did not reach college think it is inappropriate, compared with 18% who got a bachelor's degree or higher."

Which explains a lot of problems we have.

1. Of course if a man expects sex when he dines or drinks with a girl he's going to think us liberals are sluts.

2. Of course if a woman expects to sleep with a man when she dines or drinks with him she's going to think liberal are sluts.

3. Of course they don't see homosexuality if they aren't exposed to conversations with the opposite sex.

4. Of course they don't understand women's issues if they don't talk to women.

5. Of course the women can't communicate their sexual needs without open discussion.

Jul. 2nd, 2017

Book Of Doom - Paperback Or Kindle?

I know that all of you want to order The Book Of Doom.

But I understand you have a dilemma.

Paperback or Kindle?

Well here are the pros and cons of both.

Kindle: Not heavy. It won't add any weight to your device at all. And it costs less than a half pint of beer! Plus it has pictures!

Paperback: No pictures. But it makes a fine thing to carry around. People will look at you at the beach of the cafe and think "Wow! That person is really cool!" Then it can sit on your bookshelf for years and you can pass it down to other perverts!

So, whichever you choose, know that there are no wrong options - only right ones!

buy it now!

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