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Sep. 21st, 2016

Who Is The Hollywood Sex Ring Pedo Kingpin?

Radar Online claims that there has been an A List Pedo Sex Ring Kingpin in Hollywood since at least the mid 80s who is still so powerful that nobody will out him.

Radar says they put in four year investigation and have dozens of people confirming the story so odds are it's true.

Who do you think it is?

Poll #2054244 sex ring

Who Is The A List Pedo Kingpin?

Martin Sheen
Ron Howard
Michael Douglas
Donald Sutherland
Nicholas Cage
Kevin Costner
Rob Reiner
Harrison Ford
Billy Crystal

Sep. 12th, 2016

What To Do When A Woman Is Flashing Her Vagina In Public?

Last night I was at a cafe and when I turned to light my cigarette noticed the dress of the young woman next to me had ridden up so much that I could tell she was not wearing underwear and had just gotten a Brazilian.

I was unsure what to do so I just turned back to my book as though nothing had happened.

What would you do/want someone to do in that situation?

Poll #2053652 flashing

I Am A Dude And I Would...

Tell Her
Say Nothing

I Am A Woman And I Would

Tell Her
Say Nothing

I Am A Woman And I Would

Want A Guy To Tell Me
Only Want A Woman To Tell Me

Sep. 7th, 2016

Top 10 Reasons To Vote For Donald Trump

1. Have written a pilot episode for a reality television show called "Real Lynchings Of Madison County."

2. Have a deep seated "women failing" fetish.

3. Have always wanted to try out those interesting skills your grandpa from Argentina taught you.

4. You want to be able to bitch for the next four years about how Bernie was more electable.

5. Figure nuclear winter might be the solution to global warming.

6. The power of the hair compels you.

7. "If he's good enough for Kid Rock, he's good enough for me."

8. You are entitled enough to not give a fuck about women, gay people or minorities.

9. You already lived in the White House for eight years and don't want another four years of your wife bugging you to fix that toilet in the residence that is always running.

10. For the good of Mother Russia.

Sep. 6th, 2016

Male Models Posed As Sexy Horror Movie Icons

A friend of the Soska Sisters is putting together a calendar of beefcake male models posed as horror movie icons.

The samples they've put out are interesting.

Putting behind a cut, because I don't know if a side shot of Leatherface's butt is NSFW or not.

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Sep. 5th, 2016

Top 10 Reasons He Or She Might Not Be Right For You

1. They are excited when an online Game Of Thrones quiz says they are Prince Joffrey.

2. You notice that during sex they always have to be holding a Mars Bar.

3. The Necronomicon on their desk seems to be breathing.

4. Nickleback posters cover every wall of their apartment.

5. They think Tito is the best Jackson.

6. They keep saying "You are not right for me."

7. Dead mother kept preserved in the attic.

8. Their skin is cold and they cast no reflections in mirrors.

9. During orgasm they scream "You're fired!"

10. Owns complete Blu-Ray box set of all Police Academy movies.

Sep. 3rd, 2016

Your Kid Is Not Worth My Hospital Bill

Tonight while trying to have a quiet drink:

A roughly three to four year old child walked from his table at the bar to mine and kicked me in exactly the place where my leg is injured. I said "fuck!"

The mom then came over and said, (In French) "He's going to be a great soccer player!"

She was clearly fucking proud.

I paid my bill, left and then my leg failed about halfway home.

Seriously, people, don't take your toddlers to bars around 10 p.m. on a Friday night and if you do and they kick someone buy them a drink and give them your details so they can contact you if they need to spend money on hospital bills the next day.

Sep. 2nd, 2016

The Weird Tumblr Fetish Wormhole

I never paid any attention to Tumblr at all until a few months ago Rome Girl built a Tumblr blog to post all the things she finds online that she thinks I'll like but is worried she'll forget to tell me about.

Now I check it every day and when I have writer's block I sometimes check who liked the various posts. Many of the people who like the posts (which more often than not are photos of cats) have fetish Tumblr blogs.

I sort of find this fascinating and wanted to share some of the weirder fetish blogs I've stumbled upon this way.

Friendzone Fetish

Patriarchy Fetish

Premature Ejaculation Fetish

Being A Loser Fetish

People Who Don't Want To Cheat On Porn With A Real Human

Censorship Fetish

Yoga Pants Fetish

Aug. 31st, 2016

How To Talk To A Woman Who Is Holding An AK-47 And Mace

These days many women walk around carrying an AK-47 in one hand and can of mace in the other.

Yet, this doesn't mean you can't talk to them.

Of course not all women walking around with an AK-47 and mace are up for talking. (Some are not single and looking. Some may be planning a bank robbery or be looking for men to kill. Some may still not be over Mr. J.)

However if a woman is single and looking for The D, she may be willing to put down her AK-47 and mace and talk to you.

Her putting down her AK-47 and mace doesn't always mean she wants to get your number or suck your dick in the nearest bathroom. It may mean she's trying to decide if she should kill you or not - so try to be respectful and see where it goes.

What To Do To Get Her Attention

1. Stand 25 to 50 feet away from her.

2. Have a confident easy going smile (while making sure you have removed the safety on your handgun.)

3. If she hasn't already looked up at you, fire your handgun once in the air and then wave at her.

4. When she looks at you confidently shout "Hey, can you put down your AK-47 and mace" while you mime her putting down her AK-47 and mace. If she doesn't understand that you want her to quickly put down her AK-47 and mace simply mime pointing your gun back and forth at her while shaking your head to indicate you are not looking for a gun fight, but simply to talk. If she still doesn't seem to understand (some women are confused by male body language) fire a warning shot with your handgun.

In most cases it won't become that extreme but some women are shy and hesitant to put down their AK-47 and mace. If she suddenly turns off the safety on both her AK-47 and mace, that is her making a subtle hint that she is not interested in putting down her AK-47 and mace and talking to you. (This is why it is important to learn about feminine body language.)

5. If she does put down her AK-47 and mace make a fun comment to acknowledge the awkwardness of the situation. (For example - "I don't fire warning shots at women carrying AK-47s and mace every day, but you are hot and the 125 capacity magazine on your AK-47 really caught my eye!")

6. If it's clear she's not going to kill you with her AK-47 or blind you with her mace try to keep the conversation going. If she's not busy, sit down and have a chat with her before getting her number and parting ways. (If it seems like she is going to kill you with her AK-47 or blind you with her mace, this is a sign she is not interested and you should probably try apologize and end the interaction as soon as possible.)

Aug. 28th, 2016

Dave Grohl Playing With Prophets Of Rage

Because, of course Dave Grohl is playing with Prophets Of Rage.

Aug. 27th, 2016

The Strangest Panties I've Ever Seen

I'm pretty sure these panties are NSFW.

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